New Shape? Hah!
May 23rd 2007 01:55
I was walking through the cereal aisle at the grocery store the other day and noticed a box of Trix cereal. A small wave of joy rushed over me when I saw the small round puff balls were back! “Look Amy! Puff balls!” Why was I so excited? Manufacturers are always messing up a good thing, especially when it comes to food. I can rant for about a half-hour straight about stuff that used to be better, back when I was a kid.
In the early ‘80s, Trix were round puff balls. They only had three colors (orange, yellow, and purple I think). Then they went to hard little fruit shapes that cut the shit out of the roof of your mouth. I guess they finally figured out the shapes suck and went back to the puff balls. I bet they thought I wouldn’t remember when they advertised the “new” shape on the box.
Lucky Charms is another one. Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoe marbits (marshmallow bits) is what I grew up with. Those are charms, not red balloons, green hats, pots of gold, and whatever the hell else they have stuffed in there now.
Oh, and don’t get me started on Fruit Roll-ups. I don’t want little punch out shapes, and multiple colors, and made up fruit flavors. Give me a basic peach or cherry Fruit Roll-up and I will be happy. What’s that? You can’t find one? No kidding. Maybe General Mills should have an ad campaign for that advertising “New normal flavors!” I’ll probably be the only one that knows they aren’t new.
In the early ‘80s, Trix were round puff balls. They only had three colors (orange, yellow, and purple I think). Then they went to hard little fruit shapes that cut the shit out of the roof of your mouth. I guess they finally figured out the shapes suck and went back to the puff balls. I bet they thought I wouldn’t remember when they advertised the “new” shape on the box.
Lucky Charms is another one. Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoe marbits (marshmallow bits) is what I grew up with. Those are charms, not red balloons, green hats, pots of gold, and whatever the hell else they have stuffed in there now.
Oh, and don’t get me started on Fruit Roll-ups. I don’t want little punch out shapes, and multiple colors, and made up fruit flavors. Give me a basic peach or cherry Fruit Roll-up and I will be happy. What’s that? You can’t find one? No kidding. Maybe General Mills should have an ad campaign for that advertising “New normal flavors!” I’ll probably be the only one that knows they aren’t new.
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And yeah, I did the same as you guys! Saved the charms for last, LOL.
-I wonder if Cap'n Crunch still cuts the hell out of the roof of your mouth?
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